Thursday, 14 May 2015

Musings on growing up and football. Tale from the South East.


   "I challenge you take one post". If you grew up in South Eastern Nigeria and you as much as played any form of football as a kid, the above won't sound strange to you. First of all, it's not just anybody that is involved in that initial process of selecting players for the various sides. It's either the best players or the owner of the ball. The later, is however higher in ranking than the former. The selection process cannot exclude the owner of the ball otherwise the selected players will make do with playing stones instead of football. He is a small god. If he hates you for any reason, forget it. You won't play. I don't know if it's coincidence but 80% of ball owner were not good ballers. And mostly very fat.
  On several occasions my mother will send me on an errand to buy something for her at the market. Maybe pepper, onions or whatever. We lived in a part of the University community close to an apiam  way to the market. Some group of boys normally play the rubber coloured ball popularly called felele because of its producer given ability to follow the wind wherever it pleases. Once I get there and they have started playing, au revoir to the pepper I was asked to go and buy. I will join a side and then...game on! Once I hear women chattering and look up to see market women passing by from the direction of the market, it dawns on me that I have goofed. Again. Market don close! I'll grab my slippers and polythene bag, touch my pocket to ensure the money is still there and zoom off without telling a word to my playing mates. And of course, market has closed. No where to buy anything from. From the market to our house normally takes between eight and ten minutes walk. But on such days, thirty minutes I never reash house. I get home and go to the back of the house and listen in on my mother's gist to know when it is convenient to enter the house. However, any time I choose to enter the house, I go collect beta beating. My mother's magic entails cooking the food with the NO pepper from me but the food will still have adequate pepper. Victoria Magic.
   I was born in the University town of Nsukka. Quiet and peaceful town. Growing up, we used every available thing as football. Oranges, polythene bags tied with strings into an almost circular shape and even unripe mangoes served. We played everywhere we found an enabling space. I loved going on holidays to Enugu. The major reason was football. In Enugu, my grandmother didn't mind me playing football from morning till night. Or better put, from morning till whenever hunger strikes. In Enugu, nobody bothered me about studying. In Nsukka, studying was the principal thing. Playing football in Enugu was much different from playing in Nsukka. There were a greater number of excellent players in Enugu. Malaika, Mampo, Buddha, Arinze were my mates whom I played with there. Good ballers. Mampo was very good then. Little wonder he went on to play for the Super Eagles. Competition was higher as against Nsukka, especially in the campus where most of my mates preferred playing video games to playing real football. That accounted for why I had more friends off campus than inside the campus. Chidubem Obio, Osinachi Enekwe, Chukwuemeka Okoli, Uchenna Igbo (blessed memory) and Chike Nwaozuzu were few of my friends who were interested in football and lived on campus. The rest were off campus, that's why I spent more of my outside school active hours off campus than on campus. Central School Odenigbo was our San Siro. The field was hard ground. Rock solid, with little patches of grass on one end. It was however better you fall on the hard surface than your fall on the grass. Dat grass na barb wire. God bless that field and the school that houses it. In Enugu, we played on tarred roads mostly. But at other times, we went up to St. Peters field, Eke Street, Coal Camp tonplay. One could go out to play in the morning and return in the evening with his two big toes open and bleeding. Painful, but doesn't stop him from going out again to play the very next morning! We loved football. In Enugu, nobody was interested in video games. We preferred the real deal. The game outside.
   Following my father to the village occasionally was fun too. I get to play with friends there. We played on sand. There,after playing, you go back to your house in the evening looking like willie willie. White all over. My father, like my grandmother, didn't mind. For him, so long as my academics weren't suffering, he didn't mind. Being an academic person himself, his disposition towards me and football was surprising to my siblings. For my mother, studying is never enough. She kept me on my toes. Having academically very sharp sisters didn't help me one bit. My brother? I dreaded his coming home. Whenever I hear he is coming home I get depressed automatically. I quickly come up with a time table. Growing up, I didn't like him. He was a barrier between me and my first love, football. I remember learning BODMAS with tears. That guy was good with the cane mehn 😅😅😅.
   In my University years, we had a team of football machi. Baggio, Odenyi, Plc, Ekete, Orjiakor and Agashi were some of my relaible mercenary team mates. We crossed the length and breath of Southern Nigeria playing as football mercenaries for one team/town or the other. For the money and the fun too. We never lost a game we went as mercenaries. We were business minded ballers. Money was the motivation. Leave am, we dey deliver. Academics? Akanu Ibiam Stadium is very close to my faculty, the Faculty of Arts. On many occasions, I asked to be substituted from games thirty minutes before an exam and I head to the examination hall straight from the field! 😅😅😅😂
   I watched Rangers, Stores, Iwuanyanwu National, Julius Berger and Co play in Nnamdi Azikiwe stadium. I grew in to the game. My seniors like Kalusha, Kabongo, Owen, Gboko, Rocky, Uyo, Uzo, Chike + Ogonna and Aja all played roles in endearing me to the game. God bless them wella.
   I went to Enugu some time ago and in the evening the streets were empty. Children were all indoors playing video games. I went to Toscana same night and saw many 'children' swallowing Orijin. They drink more than my generation and my father's generation put together. They don't like football.
Biko I have always asked; people who don't like football, what do they like?
Leave am, I grew up well.

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Wednesday, 15 April 2015

General elections and Football in Nigeria.


   The general elections in Nigeria is gradually winding down. Normalcy is returning to the streets of the country. We are beginning to have our football back. A lot of us 'abandoned' the game, as expected, to perform our civil duties and vote in the next government. It is alleged that some youths died, during the electoral process. May their souls find rest.
   I don't blog mainstream politics. I treat it like leprosy on my blog. Therefore this particular blog, though may seem political, is not.
    When Dr. Orji Uzo Kalu was campaigning for the Presidency in 2007, he used 'his football achievements' as Abia State governor as campaign points. Enyimba FC of Aba were back to back CAF Champions few years before then. To the football community, his point was valid. I know how as state governor, he engineered Enyimba's success, locally and on the continent. This past election, no politician had any football or sports campaign point. The best we saw was a particular contestant who seemed to make it a point of duty to visit children playing football on the streets of his town kumm,donning his very fake Ariaria sewn Adidas track suit. He had the guts to take pictures with the kids who were dressed in tattered shirts and shorts. He met those kids like that, how did he leave them? Still tattered?
   Nigeria's performance on the continent, club wise, have been rubbish for more than a decade. Corruption, unpreparedness, non payment of players salaries/allowances and some other una-no-dey-fear-God reasons form the basis of why we have been the cow dung of African football on club level. The drama in Rivers State last year where players of Dolphins, Sharks and Rivers Angels slept in front of the state government house in protest is still fresh in our minds. Terrible drama. I am sure developed countries will look at happenings in our football and wonder which cartoon adults are acting out. From the NFF Presidency issue, to players sleeping in front of government house to other comic issues, Nigerian football is one house of commotion.
  Some states don't have half standard football stadium. Their teams therefore use stadium in another state as home ground. How can you be at home in another person's home? Let's look at Lagos State. I don't think that any other city state in the world have the number of football fanatics found in Lagos. The state is a football crazy state. But since the demise of Nigerdock and demotion of Julius Berger FC, no professional team is in town. Not an issue? Well, my opinion is that it is. Lagos is widely viewed as the football capital of Nigeria but it doesn't have a Premier League club. It's an issue. Think of the extra revenues a Premier League club will bring Into the state. Or is it the temporary jobs that will be created? No. Our politicians don't think towards that direction. I believe Lagos State need a Premier League team.
   Bayelsa State is blessed with abundant footballers. Talents abound on mainland and in the creeks. As at beginning of last season, the state had two teams campaigning in the Glo Premier League; Nembe City and Bayelsa United. Because of the state of the Samson Siasia Stadium, Nembe City played all the games that led to their eventual relegation at Omokhu Stadium while Bayelsa United played in Benin. I am not a Prophet but I said at the beginning of that season that one of the teams, if not both, will be relegated at the end of the season. It's not rocket science. If e no be your home e no be your own. Till date, the Samson Siasia stadium in Yenagoa remains a flat surface of concrete and can't be played on.  Not even by animals.
   If only these politicians know that football can be used as an electioneering tool, they will develop it at all levels. Football is a sure method of empowerment. Go through the annals of football history and check this fact; football have not produced a son or daughter of a contemporary and mega rich footballer as a successful footballer too. No be juju. It's simple; football is an avenue created to help families out of poverty. Once out of it, none of the direct offspring get back actively playing. The best they get into is football business. That said, Is it not obvious that encouragement of football can be infused into the sing song empowerment programmes we hear about year by year?
   We hope the incoming government will outperform the ongoing and incumbent in terms of football and sports encouragement. We hope for when a politician will storm a full capacity stadium in Nigeria to canvass for votes. Truth is that any politician loved by the football community in Nigeria have bought an election winning majority. You can only argue this with the keyboard of your device.
   We pray the incoming government to better football infrastructure nationwide. Bring up and implement policies that will lure Nigerians to the stadium every weekend to to watch a Glo Premier League game. God bless Nigeria.

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Monday, 6 April 2015

Resurrection players of the resurrection weekend.



   When he wasn't a regular in Louis Van Gaal's side week in week out earlier this season, I wondered if I was the only one who didn't believe Ander Herrera should be a regular in the Manchester United starting eleven. His fluidity is orgasmic. No homo. The Spaniard flourished in the centre of the pack for United during pre season but was thrown into obscurity by the United technical crew as the season progressed. He became a bit part player. A role I felt was never meant for him in the colours of Manchester United. His energy in the middle of the pack reminds one of the hey days of Darren Fletcher. His incisive passes in the middle of the pack and especially in the final third is a beauty. He is an adventure in itself.
   In the absence of Mr. Manchester United, Michael Carrick due to injury, football fans expected Mr. Van Gaal to throw in the former Athletic Bilbao player. But no, Van Gaal had other plans. In the past weeks however, he was given a run of games hence his resurgence. The way he glides through the midfield is a beauty to behold. He covers every blade of grass on the field. He backtracks to cover up for mistakes. Little wonder then his performances in the last few weeks. He had an outstanding performance against Aston Villa over the weekend where he capped his man of of the match performance with a brace. He is yours' sincerely EPL resurrection player of the resurrection weekend.
   Cristiano Ronaldo? That man is bad ass! Rumour has it that his immediate past girlfriend's break up with him was what plunged him into a lack of form. If there is any substance to it, that is a confirmation of the fact that he is human after all. Jesus Christ sure carried him along in his resurrection. He resurrected with our Lord and Saviour. If you don't think so, how then do you explain his five goal hit in Real Madrid's game against Granada on Sunday? Whereas his eternal rival was duly pocketed by Celta Vigo, C-Boy was having a filed day at the Santiago Bernabeau. If as a football fan you say Messi is your better choice between the two, no issues. But if you say Cristiano is not a fantastic footballer, you are an enemy of the game and I have one piece of advice for you; Indian hemp is not for everyone. Away with it!
   Cristiano Ronaldo is my World Resurrection Player of the resurrection weekend.

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Thursday, 5 March 2015

Kano Pillars attacked by armed robbers.


   The bus conveying players and officials of Kano Pillars was attacked by men of the underworld on their way to Owerri for their league opener against Heartland of Owerri. The incident occurred along Abaji - Lokoja road around 1.45 pm.
   The attack took the team unawares. Reports say the men appeared from 'nowhere' and just opened fire. Five of their key players were injured. Gambo Mohammed received gunshot wounds to the shoulder. Reuben Ogbonna, Eneji Otekpa, Adamu Murtala and Ubong Ekpai were equally wounded. Fortunately, there was no record of death.  The Nigerian Premier League champions, coming on the heels of a champions league victory were in high spirits to resume defence of their title.
   This brings to mind, an interview of an ex Super Eagles player who said many years ago that the only reason he wouldn't play in the local league is distance to games by road. He gave an instance of one playing for Enyimba having to travel to Nassarawa for a game. I guess he didn't put into consideration that Maidugri had a premier league club and so does Portharcourt. Therefore a  journey by Dolphins of Portharcourt to play against El Kanemi Warriors of Maidugri is a journey across the length of Nigeria. Hazards of the Nigerian football league. But then, show must go on.
   One hopes the players, staff and supporters of Kano Pillars recover soon enough from the trauma and that the injured players heal quickly. In terms of quality of game, Kano Pillars is one of the best around. With the arrival of seasoned campaigners, including former Rangers goal poacher, Obiozor Christian, the club is expected to play prettier.

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Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Nigerian Football League. Comedy or football?


   According to the Chief Operating Officer of the League Management Company, Salihu Abubakar, all clubs registering for the Nigerian football league 2015 should show a a quarterly financial performance guarantee of 50 million naira or a one off 200 million naira. This is the basic condition for licensing to be part of the 2015 professional football league. *yinmu*...story for the gods.
Realists like me don't believe they will stick to this. Last season, a minimum wage was set for players. We all know how players of Sharks, Dolphins and Rivers Angels slept in front of the government house in protest of non payment of long standing salaries and allowances. I am surprised no Nollywood producer have deemed it fit to produce a movie in that direction.
   A lot of people in Nigeria don't watch the Nigerian football league. I must say however, that last season was impressive. Kudos to the LMC. The lack of interest by a vast majority of the Nigerian football community can be attributed to sheer unseriousness by, not the players, but the organisers. This, I think is what necessitated the birth of the LMC. Maybe as a result of the contract with Supersport, there was a marked improvement in the organisation. Last season was fair. This season, billed to resume on the 7th of March could be better, or worse off. Better, because we can build on the improvement of last season. Worse, because we have a culture of instead of bettering on 'achievements', we do a Michael Jackson moon walk and slide back to a position beyond where we were before we started off. Example could be cited in the recent non qualification of the Super Eagles for AFCON 2015 having won the 2014 edition. Shameful. But then shame means nothing to us. Sometimes we even feed off shame. Mouth 'shame' to the average Nigerian child and he will spread his phalanges towards you and scream 'waka'! We no dey shame.
   Last season recorded lots of beauties. Teams could go away from their homes and batter the home side. Rarities in the past. Everybody sat up. I believe the conducive atmosphere was what gave rise to Emem Eduok and Mfon Udo's emergence as stars of the season.
I went to the Samson Siasia stadium in Yenagoa and saw that the 'pitch' was still a concrete layout. Having removed the artificial turf two seasons ago for a re-lay, it was duly abandoned due to contractual differences between the contractor and the Bayelsa State government. I was appalled to see it still like that. That means Bayelsa United will this season, play away from home like they did last season when they had to play in Benin and Nembe City played in Omokhu. A factor that led to Nembe City's eventual relegation from the elite league. Home ground issues should form part of conditions for licensing and not just finances. In Nigerian football league, the hostility in away games is solid. When one now has to play home games in an adopted 'home' ground, then you are not home. You are in hell. Football hell.
   Will the coming season be a beautiful one? Are we going to see comedy or real football? I want to believe that all the stakeholders are ready for the resumption of hostilities. Talents abound in the country, but (unfavourable) condition is always an enemy of talent. That said, we hope to witness less comedy and more football.

Monday, 9 February 2015

Congratulations, Champions Of Africa.


   Ivory Coast triumphed as African Cup Of Nations kings after beating Ghana 9 - 8 on penalties. Boubacar Barry, the Ivorian goal keeper stopped Ghana's goalkeeper, Brimah Razak's penalty before slotting home his own to hand the Ivorians a hard earned AFCON triumph.
   Just before the tournament started I tipped Senegal and Algeria to make the final two but it's now clear I lost my money. I chose them based on player quality and team work. But football being what it is showed up with its drama. Both teams didn't make the last four.
Didier Drogba announced his retirement from international football last year. Therefore,people wrote off Ivory Coast's chances at the 2015 AFCON because the most regular face of Ivorian football in the last decade was exiting. Prior to then, Wilfried Bony had arrived EPL on the payroll of Swansea and was expected to be a hit. On the international scene he was played second fiddle to the Chelsea hit man. He had limited games. So when Didier retired, the responsibility to lead the line for Ivory Coast fell on him and deliver them he did. Yaya, the most influential player for club and country was the centre of all attention as he was expected to lead the Ivorians. He lead beautifully, even scoring an 'angry' goal in the process.
   Ivory Coast emerged champions. They worked for it, they got it. It would have been a shame if the entire 'golden generation' of Ivory Coast retired without lifting the AFCON. They did so this time and in style. Their manager, Renard Hevre, having led the Chipolopolo of Zambia to victory in the 2012 edition made name for himself by equally lifting the trophy with Ivory Coast. The French man has indeed etched his name in the thick heart of African football.
   In a pure case of a family whose father is not around and roundly bullied by neighbours, Manchester City will be very glad to  have Yaya Toure back. Their games in Yaya's absence proved to even the mooing cows that Manchester City is Yaya and Yaya is Manchester City. They looked like a school boy team in his absence so they will be happy to have their Yaya back. With all pleasure.
   While the Nigeria football house of commotion continue with their unending drama, it's felicitations, champions d'Afrique.

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Saturday, 7 February 2015

Dear Alexis, please don't leave. Sincerely, Gooners.


   The former Barcelona man arrived Emirates in the summer and became an instant hit. He has lifted Arsenal from murky waters time and time again. His pace, eye for goal and penchant for taking on defenders has been a great asset for the London side. Little wonder then, when we woke up few days ago and saw a quote accredited to him detailing his intention to leave, Arsenal fans dipped their rosaries in hot spicy water and knelt down in supplication to whatever god they believed in. Surely not again!
   Patrick Vierira, Thierry Henry, Cesc Fabregas and Robin Van Persie are some of the Arsenal 'carriers' of the past that the fans haven't come to terms with their departures. The match just concluded at the White Heart Lane just shows how conservative Arsene Wenger is and underlines Alexis' importance.
     Arsenal pounced first, capitalising on a midfield error. The ball was fed to Danny Welbeck who glided past Danny Rose to deliver a cut back into the box. Mesut Ozil, unmarked at the other end of the post calmly despatched the ball into the net beyond the reach of Hugo Lloris. That however, didn't move Spurs. They kept playing as though they hadn't conceded. Infact they could as well have been eating akara + akamu as they kept playing like that overly confident Iya Basira who knows you must come to buy her food whether you liked it or not. They kept their cool. Moussa Dembele linked the two extreme departments while Mason roved effectively. It's was a matter of time before Spurs struck. From a corner kick the ball found Harry Kane almost unmarked and he kicked the ball beyond the impressive Ospina's reach. Spurs kept coming. The only other meaningful attack by Arsenal came when Welbeck wriggled out from Spurs' right corner flag and bent the ball towards the far post but 'agile monki' Lloris stretched and palmed the ball away for a corner. Spurs kept their onslaught and it paid off when Harry Kane, sandwiched between Arsenal defender rose like a stallion and headed home. He reeled off celebrating even before the ball touched the net as Ospina was hopelessly kneeling at the other end. The End.
    Even the introduction of a player I consider Arsenal's best midfielder, Tomas Rosicky couldn't help matters. The same Harry Kane that buried Chelsea, buried Spurs, with sights set on Manchester United next.
    The last thing Arsenal fans want to hear or even imagine is Alexis' exit. He has carried the team's responsibilities and duly delivers. His turn of pace is a nightmare for any opposition. His eye for goal, orgasmic. When the chips are down, Alexis Sanchez stands to the task. He is a player to be banked on. But then, for how long will Wenger depend on this bright player to lift the team alone? Not for long. He will tire out like others before him, but for Wenger's good I hope he doesn't leave because if he does, fans will remember his conservative, 'aka gumic' nature and stuff it down his throat. Today's game is a typical example of an Arsenal game this season without the electric Alexis. In the mind of an Arsenal fan, Wenger should do all to ensure he doesn't leave. Even if he has to hand his daughter on a platter of gold to the Chilean, Gooners don't give a damn. For fans of other clubs, they keep vigil praying he leaves. Then again, his football is so beautiful that even opposing fans appreciate him. If it's not with a smile, never mind the frown. It's just an ugly cover for a smile of appreciation for the Chilean's beautiful game.

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